queensroad:

even if hannibal wasn’t a cannibalistic serial killer why would you want to hang out with him anyway he’s so pretentious

"heart tartare" kiss my ass hannibal order a pizza

(Source: screamsroad)


roachpatrol:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

honestlyvan:

#ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHEEERS
don’t you mean
one of these is not like the otters

"THIS IS A REALLY WEIRD DOG PACK I HAVE JOINED"

these weird dogs are always wet

roachpatrol:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

honestlyvan:

#ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHEEERS

don’t you mean

one of these is not like the otters

"THIS IS A REALLY WEIRD DOG PACK I HAVE JOINED"

these weird dogs are always wet

(Source: cute-overload)


moistchunkyslurp:

*a pair of black socks on Ebay*

"NEW Casual sexy cute elegant slim-fit low cut soft and hypoallergenic comfy neutral FASHION HOT SELL x-small extra small small medium simple chic booties feet mittens warm foot cover direct honest seller FAST CHEAP SHIPPING pair of dark mysterious black shade for YOU"


beecauseiamme:

*chuckles while crying on the inside*

beecauseiamme:

*chuckles while crying on the inside*

(Source: thatwetshirt)


thebsdboys:

OK first you’re being a total dick right now,

thebsdboys:

OK first you’re being a total dick right now,


points at band: they're fucking idiots
points at favorite member: he's the worst

piplups:

when u post a selfie and nobody reblogs it image


tickatocka:

i aspire to be one of those people who are known for always smelling good and treating people kindly


necrophilofthefuture:

Don’t let anyone else ruin your life. Only YOU can ruin your life. Go ruin your life. Set your house on fire.


adventuresofpeanut:

Some more flattering angles.


(Source: kimkayhoolywood)


partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free


lamedere:

babies screaming when you’re out shopping

image

(Source: lamedere)


thecutestofthecute:

Congratulations!! You got mail !!!.. Pup-mail that is!!!